A moment of synthesis...
Early on in my blog I posted about the longest Starbucks order.
Over the weekend I realized I could marry this with my love-hate relationships with buzzwords.
My favorite Starbucks drink at this time of year is a medium decaf no-whip skim-milk iced mocha, light on the ice.
Notice how I am getting in all of the buzzwords, with none of the buzz: no caffeine, no whole milk, no whipped cream, not even all that much ice! At least I am not attenuating the chocolate (yes, I know its not real chocolate).